I am a 2 month year female Praying Mantis looking for a bug who is willing to settle down and let me bite his head off. I am from China, but, much like my family, I was introduced to the US. My name is Patty Prophet, and I am 4 inches long. I have a nice bush in a garden, and have a very large supply of bugs, birds, snakes, and small rodents where I live. I have no need to go cannibalistic, but I will bite heads off during mating. I groom myself regularly, and am very clean. I have few bats near me, but I will jump down to the ground if needed, and may pull off a little flare on my way if any attack. If I get caught, I will try my best to claw my way out of that situation. I can turn my 180 degrees. I am closely related to cockroaches and termites, but I am much more charming than my relatives! My family tree goes as far back as the cretaceous period. I may not have the best hearing, because I only have 1 ear! I also am very acrobatic (video below). If you have any questions, just message me!
Excellent Post!!!! Why did you name yourself Patty Prophet? Your post was really creative and well written. I really enjoyed reading this and hope you find true love:)